why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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