So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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