But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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