it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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