everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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