Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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