First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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