8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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