How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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