I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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