Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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