i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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