I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
don't judge my taste in strippers
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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