I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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