I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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