Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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