is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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