You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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