Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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