u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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