just come out here and I will go home with you...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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