Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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