the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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