It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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