I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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