Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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