i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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