it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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