I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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