sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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