your room smells of hookers.
And success
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
BRING THE BAGELS
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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