doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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