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do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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