I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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