Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
