After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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