I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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