yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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