why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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