Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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