idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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