No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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