rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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