I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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