I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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