I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wish i was in the wii world.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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