I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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