I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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