I'm drive I can fine osifer
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just high enough for therapy.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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