Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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