You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have aggressive nipples.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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