Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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