oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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