Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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