All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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