so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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