I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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